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guys on tumblr: all I want to do is find a girl and treat her right
boys that I know: first i park muh car then i fuck yo bitch

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police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!!!
me: not with that attitude

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(Source: gravelore)


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if a gay guy complements a girl does he say “no hetero” afterwards?


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patkirch:

imagine if you went to a restaurant and when they said “can i take your order” you just said “no” and walked out

(Source: achromaticfox)


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carly: i threw a wish in the well
me: how do you throw a wish in---
carly: don't ask me i'll never tell
me: ok

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Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2, how many do you have left?
Me: 10

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Warning: this blog will give you a laugh-attack.

Warning: this blog will give you a laugh-attack.


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adriofthedead:

astrobit:

what if you woke up one day and your butthole was gone oh my god

I wouldn’t give a shit

(Source: tigerstar)


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